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This is a list of ideas for Table Topics sessions. Feel free to use one of these for your next session!

A Few Prompt Ideas[]

Most Table Topics take the form of questions. Here are some ideas for interesting directons, questions or topics to provide your speakers with:

  • "No!", I cried. "It was I who did it, for you see the dead man was my..."
  • Describe your first job interview.
  • Discuss a (real, or ficitional) occasion when something truly bizarre happened to you.
  • Explain why frog jumping should be an Olympic sport.
  • Fearing for my own safety I told the Police, "I couldn't have done it because I..."
  • Gasping for breath and holding her throat, the maid stumbled into the drawing room...
  • How would you deal with an embarrassing situation?
  • I just could not understand why there was a Chinese man on the roof.
  • If I knew beforehand it was going to rain so heavily I would never have bothered.
  • If you could stop time for an hour, what would you do with that hour?
  • It didn't matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get all the monkeys off the bus.
  • It was a dark and stormy night as lightning flashed through the window pane...
  • It was on the third day that the heat became so intense that the camels were suffering from heat exhaustion.
  • It was then that the front door burst open and who should step in but...
  • Just when all had felt the mystery solved, the light went out...
  • Old Mrs. Marple didn't think anyone knew about her relationship with the deceased. I then stood up and told the group...
  • Pick your favorite historical character and pretend that you are him/her come back to life and talk about how you feel about modern times or some recent news headline.
  • Seeing that now was the right time, the butler stepped forward and declared...
  • Suppose you could go back in time and talk to yourself at the age of ten. What advice would you give yourself?
  • Surprising everyone, the dead man picked himself up off of the floor, looked around at the gathering and said...
  • Tell us about your funniest or most embarrassing moment as if it were an America's Funniest Home Video clip.
  • Tell us how Toastmaster's has benefitted you in your job?
  • Tell us why you visited your first Toastmaster's meeting and why you joined it afterwards?
  • Tells us about your worst speaking experience?
  • The police arrived and asked everyone to...
  • The policeman then stepped forward and announced to the guests, with a big smile on his face...
  • What did you want to be when you grew up?
  • What do you like best about Toastmasters?
  • What figure in history has made the most significant contribution to mankind?
  • What if a driver was allowed to run a red light if he or she was sure that no one was coming? ]Explore other rules.
  • What if the playground rules were changed so that everyone had to agree on one game to play every recess?
  • What is the difference between a stream, a creek and a river?
  • What is the significance of life?
  • What is the strangest food you’ve ever eaten?
  • What is the strangest place ever eaten in?
  • What is your favorite food
  • What is your least favorite food
  • What resolutions did you make last year and did you follow through on them?
  • What was the worst meal you’ve ever eaten?
  • What was your best vacation?
  • What was your most memorable meal
  • What were you doing during 9/11?
  • What were you doing during when the worst natural disaster you've experienced hit?
  • What were you doing when John F. Kennedy was shot?
  • What were you doing when the first man walked on the moon?
  • What will resolutions will you make this year?
  • When the guests heard the noise they stumbled down the hallway only to discover...
  • Who was the most important person in history?
  • Who was the most important person in our life?
  • Who was the person that had the most impact on your life?
  • Why are we here?
  • Why have you remained a member for 32 years?
  • Why is the deer on the deer-crossing sign along the highway always facing left?
  • You get on the airplane and find yourself seated, cocktail in hand, next to a famous person with the perfect opportunity to speak your mind. What would you say?
  • You just got stopped for speeding. See if you can talk your way out of a ticket.

A Few Prompt Themes[]

One way to make Table Topics fun is to base your topics around a specific theme, or prompt. Some fun ideas include.

Awards[]

Make a list of "accomplishments" (best underwater basketweaver, best nuclear power plant designer, best TV remote control switcher, etc.) and print them on pieces of paper. A speaker selects the award and must "award" it to another member. That member must get up and "accept" the award.

or, speakers may have to explain why they should win the Nobel prize for ... patience; sense of humor; creativity; innovative thinking; tap dancing; window washing; parenthood; courage; genius IQ; serenity; magnetic personality; leadership skills; calm in a crisis; witty retorts / pickup lines; speechwriting; etc.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Candidate for Office[]

The Topicsmaster tells the group: "You are campaigning for a new office. Tell us your position on the relevant key issues, and why we should vote for you. Also provide us with your campaign slogan." Some sample offices are:

Mayor of Whoville; Foreign Minister to the Animal Kingdom;  Planning Committee Member for Procrastinators International; Student Body Treasurer at Beverly Hills High School; Bored Supervisor for the Inanely Mundane Club; Chief Bottle Washer; President of the Society of Disinterested Youth; Vice-President of the committee to Eliminate Presidential Vice;  Chairman of the Anarchists International sub-Committee for Establishing Organizational Rules and By-laws; & whatever else you can think of.

Celebrity Stories[]

Each speaker tells about a time (real or imagined, but preferably real) when they ran into a celebrity.

You could even frame it as if the participant met a famous person at a charity ball, and ask them to describe their first meeting (imaginary) with someone famous, or fictional

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Close this![]

Presumably to get practice at conclusions, participants are asked to give the closing of a speech, briefly described by the Topics Master.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Colour me pink![]

On small slips of paper write out some unusual or very descriptive colors (day-glo orange, pea green, flamingo pink etc), make a list of questions along the lines of:

Tell us why you plan to paint your house this color; why all your clothes this summer will be in this color or even tell the person to your right why he/she should buy a car in this color.

Ask a Table Topics respondent to pick a slip and ask them the next question on the list. You never know what you'll get.

Hint: It helps to call on someone who is known to have a wild imagination for the first response. After that people will get the idea that anything goes on this theme!

— submitted by Chris Copeland, ATM

Crisis Line[]

You work for a crisis line. What advice would you give to the person who called with the following question? (Think of a variety of questions that caller's might ask - choose a mix of serious and funny questions for variety.)

A Day In the Life...[]

Imagine that you are anyone you like! Imagine that you are the family pet. Describe yourself and/or your family on a typical day. Try one of these: Parakeet, cat, dog, chicken, lizard, snake, pot-bellied pig, bullfrog, turtle, horse, goat, ferret, mice, hamster.

Or, an Occupations e.g. Ice-cream man, baby, your boss, your enemy, etc.

Faking it[]

One of the newer TV shows is called Faking It. In this show, contestants pretend they are in radically different careers for a week and try to fool a panel of judges. You have been selected for the show and your new career is going to be a Voodoo witch doctor. How are you going to prepare for this role?

— submitted by Bill Dobson - D40 Webmaster

Famous Quotes[]

One of my favorites is to have slips of paper with a saying or quote. The respondent has to explain what the saying or quote means to him. You could even use a book of quotes, such as "Don't Forget to Sing in the Lifeboats" by Kathry and Ross Petras, a collection of intersting quotes. Each participant selects a number between 1 and 339 (or however many pages are in your book) and turn to that page in the book, to read the quote.

Funky Fortune[]

Your great uncle that you didn't even know existed died and is leaving his entire multi-million-dollar estate to the family member heir that convinces the executor of his estate that they would be the most appropriate guardian for his beloved ... pet gorilla, giraffe, porcupine, 20 ft pink flamingo statue, green 1977 volkswagen with pink polka dots, alien wax museum, collection of top hats, church steeples, collection of liberty bell replicas, vacation home in Siberia, his stuffed bat collection.

I want that Parachute![]

You are in a plane that is struggling with engine trouble and it's obvious that it's about to go down. Unfortunately, there is only one parachute on board. Your task is to convince the other passengers to give you the parachute. Good luck—there may be some very famous or important people on board.

— submitted by Jasper

Nightmare Wedding[]

In one meeting, our table topics master gave us a funny scenario to describe our big day. When I was chosen, I told everyone a thief had snatched our wedding chest filled with treasures. I would snap a photo of him and his car then call the police. My Speechcraft supervisor described how he went headfirst into his friends wedding cake, how embarrassing! If you are planning to wed in the future, I hope it's romantic and memorable.

— submitted by Kyle Peck

Instant toast[]

We're all toastmasters. Select an appropriate setting for each speaker, then let them make an appropriate toast for the occasion. eg. You're at your high school reunion. You are asked to give a toast to one of your favorite teachers who is now deceased. You are at a political meeting in town. A visiting US Senator from your party is at the meeting and you are asked to make a toast to the Senator. Your next door neighbors are celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary. You are asked to make a toast to them.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Introduce Me[]

We had been having trouble doing proper introductions of speakers: they were getting so boring. So I asked the Topicsmaster to make up enough topics for the entire club and write each one on a card. I did an educational session on introductions and had each person write information about herself on a card. Then the Topicsmaster handed out her table topics, and each person passed her card with her bio information to the person on her right. Then, in turn, each person introduced the person to her left and her table topic, using the cards. Everyone got a turn to give a table topic and to introduce another person.

Magical Moments[]

There was a huge flash of light and a crashing sound in the backyard. When you went to investigate, you find a very hot piece of multi-colored stone in a small crater ... after it cools down, you put it in your pocket and as you carry it around with you, you discover that it gives you magical powers. Describe how you came to realize that you suddenly could:

see through solid objects; walk through walls; become invisible; leap fantastic distances; make things disappear; run faster than a locomotive; hear what animals are thinking; make things levitate; wish yourself to specific locations; freeze everyone with a snap of your fingers; see into the future; make anyone tell the truth; etcetera…

Odd Organizations[]

Once people become aware that you are a Toastmaster, you will find that you will get requests to speak on behalf of other organizations. For this, ask participants to demonstrate such skill by presenting a speech for a fun, made-up organization, such as:

a fund raising solicitation for the Needy Nudist Network; a public service announcement from Arborists Anonymous; the 4th anniversary of the Temple of Time-travelling Tourists; etcetera…

— submitted by Bill Dobson - D40 Webmaster as “Needy Nudist Network”

Noah's Ark[]

Noah is trying to pick the animal that will take the last two seats on the ark. Pick an animal from a bag and without identifying the animal to the group, try to convince the Topicsmaster (i.e. "Noah") that you - and your spouse - deserve the last two spots. Some suggested animals: armadillo; bear; hippopotamus; kangaroo; mouse; orangutan rattlesnake; & sloth.

Ruler of the World[]

Humans are not the only species on our planet. Why shouldn't another species become dominant and rule the world? Explain why the following animals should be the next world rulers: Ants; Cats; Elephants; Mosquitoes; Rats; Snakes; Spiders; Tigers; etc.

That's my job[]

What are essential qualities you need for a certain job position? Explain what they are and tell us why it's the perfect job for you. Some example jobs:

Spokesperson of an important political party; Cashier at Walmart; Taxi Driver; Being in Charge of a Tender Board in a government department; Commercial Pilot; Trolley Car Operator; & Stewardess

(If you really want some fun, think of really weird, off-the-wall jobs titles.)

That's not my Birthplace![]

If there are people in your club born in different areas (and/or different countries), try this: "What do people think they know about your birthplace that isn't true?"

— submitted by Dan Goodman

The Lost Art of Complaining[]

After being a Toastmaster for a while and giving evaluations with tons of positive feedback, we become conditioned to sound encouraging and supportive which is great, BUT we lose a very important skill along the way. It is complaining!

Listening to people complain about things is quite entertaining and should bring some laughs! For this Table Topics session we will revitalize our ability to effectively complain! Pick a number 1 – 10 for your topic to complain about.

  1. A spider crawls across your living room floor.
  2. You find a $20 bill at the grocery store.
  3. You are waiting in line to get gas.
  4. You get a blender for your birthday.
  5. While waiting in line at Starbucks, a child takes the last 3 sample brownies.
  6. You find a scratch on your car.
  7. Someone cuts you off while driving.
  8. The seat is left up on the toilet.
  9. Your boss gives you a new project.
  10. Someone spreads a rumor that you are insensitive.

— submitted by John Bridge, DTM, TM2 T-Mobile Toastmasters #5137, Bellevue, WA.

The perfect education[]

List a number of educational classes on a board. Each speaker picks one of the classes and explains why that class is the most important class to take to round out an education. Once used, the class is "removed" from the board.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Thematic Questions[]

In Rooster Rousers, the Toastmaster picks a theme the week before, and the Table Topic Master simply tosses out questions that relate to the theme. So, to invent an example, if the Toastmaster chose the Edmonton Transit System as a theme, all table topic questions would relate to the public transportation system in Edmonton, i.e., a typical question might be 'What would you do to improve the Sunday bus service?'

The number of times a request for table topics ideas is an indication to me that a large number of clubs do not approach table topics the same way that we at Rooster Rousers do.

— submitted by John Fleming, CTM back to top back to Resources home page

World Record Holders[]

Provide a list of funny "world records" and have each volunteer draw one and explain how they came to be the world record holder in this area.

Would you live here?[]

Discuss a weird place to live and defend the place as a nice place to live. Such as: Next to a nuclear power plant; In a swamp; Bottom of the Grand Canyon; Top of the Matterhorn; etc.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

You won't believe this, but…[]

Each speaker is required to tell an amazing story about themselves. The members then vote on whether each speaker told the truth or not. The speaker who fooled the most people either way, wins topics.

(Variation: If you prefer, this could be done in the form of “two truths and a lie”.)

— submitted by Dave Schneider

15 minutes of fame[]

Everyone wears one of those old style cheap Zorro/Halloween/Party masks and (now that no one knows who you really are) :) becomes a famous person in history i.e. Lincoln, Washington, King etc.

Give them topics like. Tell me President Washington, How did you motivate the troops to cross the Delaware that cold wintery night? etc.

— submitted by Mike Gerrick - Youngstown Executive Toastmasters 408

Bag of Pennies[]

One of our good Table Topics was bringing in a bag of pennies and you had to talk about something that happened in the year that was stamped on the penny, or something you were doing during that year. Lots of fun.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Beach party[]

Our next meeting was a "beach party." It ranged from name tags made out of paper in the shape and artwork of watermelon, Beach Boys music being played before and after the meeting and beach paraphernalia ranging from beach towels, balls and water guns spread across the whole room.

For the Table Topics, the topicsmaster used the beach materials in the room as well as sea shells with subject labels ranging from surfing to nude beach colonies. Well, these are two great ideas we have used. Hope this helps someone.

— submitted by James Ellisor, TechOraters

Book Swap[]

Have a book swap. Have members bring a book that they "sell" to the rest of the club by telling them why they like the book. After all members have had their chance. Each member bargains for the book that her or she liked best from the explanation. Everyone gets a chance to speak and to get a new book.

— submitted by Norma Whetzel

Campfire stories[]

Another meeting, the Topics Master asked everyone to sit on the floor in the center of the room, or on chairs brought to the center. All the lights were turned off and a flashlight was used to simulate a campfire. The Topics Master gave the titles and particpants told campfire stories.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Celebrity Dry Cleaners[]

We had one envelope with a bunch of celebrity names, and another envelope with some ordinary service occupations. The speaker picked a name and an occupation, and then had to explain why they would recommend that person to do the job, as if they were referring him to a friend or as if they were a job reference. For example:

  • Oprah Winfrey would be an excellent beautician because...
  • Tom Cruise would be a great pool man because...
  • Michael Jordan is a great gardener because...

— submitted by Doug Hirt, President of Allmerica Articulates (#9114/62)

Charades[]

Have folks play a game of silence charade in the Table Topics round in the spirit of working on gestures and facial communication. Put together a list of 20-25 words. Give each person 5 words. The time to get through a stack of 5 words can be from 30secs to 2mins. Have the rest of the club try to guess the word. Use words such as: baseball, dribble, swim, confusion, happy, surprise, phone, etc.

Or, have one person speak and another stand next to the speaker and performs all gestures. Could be anything, such as: Working on street repair; The joy of dancing; Wrestling a bear at the State Fair; Demonstrating Tupperware; Rock Climbing; etc.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Childhood smells[]

A recent Table Topic at our club was one of the best we've ever seen - our member handed out small plastic containers with cotton wool soaked in a scent - dettol, perfume, etc. and asked the participants what memories this scent evoked. One member said the dettol reminded him of boot camp!

A really worthwhile Table Topics and well worth a try.

— submitted by Sandy Scott

Deal with it[]

We usually tie our table topics to the evening's theme. Last week our clubs theme was "Dealing with it." I pasted situations on the back of playing cards which ended with the phrase "Deal with it." For example: You enter a room and reach in to turn on the light switch. Suddenly your arm is grabbed by a six fingered furry hand which you realize isn't human. Deal with it.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Dear Abby[]

Give each person a "Dear Abby" question and have them give their advice. These could made up by the topicsmaster or real ones clipped from the advice columns.

— submitted by Norma Whetzel

Debate[]

Two speakers are called out simultaneously and they have to decide among themselves, to take opposing stands on one topic given. It's advised to first give around a minute to both sides to present their points, followed by 30 second rebuttals. (Lesser time per rebuttal if more rebuttals wanted) Who goes first can be decided the TT Master or from a flip of coin. The topicsmaster should take care to be sensitive on choice of topic so that there's equal speaking room on both sides of the argument. And the debate shouldn't descend to chaos or get personal or too polarized or rhetorical. But hey, this is just a table topics round!

In voting for the best speakers, it may be decided to vote for the individual speakers, or for the pairs that spoke.

One idea to prevent conflict or hard feelings between the opposing speakers is to make them switch sides in their closing statements and point out where they agreed with the opposite person ;)

Dual Role Play[]

Call two volunteers up to the lectern at once and assign them each a different role. Then give them an imaginary situation and have them pretend to have a telephone conversation about it. For example, one person can be a school principal and the other a parent calling about a child's bad grade.

Have the each participant call up a replacement for themselves for the next role play.

Editorial Opinions[]

Read a paragraph from different letters to the editor of your local paper and have the members respond with their opinions.

We have a theme for each of our meetings, so one technique is simply to start thinking about the theme as soon as you arrive at the meeting.

Famous Composers[]

The topicsmaster used the events of a famous composer's life. This is how it worked

He put the names of four cities (Vienna, Berlin, Paris London) in five different envelopes

He handed the envelopes to the four speakers.

Speaker ONE opened his envelope and started to prepare a talk on Vienna.

The topicsmaster told us of the composer's early life in Vienna.

The topicsmaster told the SECOND speaker to open her envelope. She did so and started preparing a talk on Berlin.

The FIRST speaker gave his speech on Viennaz

while the SECOND speaker was preparing.

The topicsmaster told us about the composer's time in Berlin, and before asking the second speaker to speak, told the THIRD speaker to start preparing. And so it went.

At the end, we had to guess the composer's name.

— submitted by Eric l

Famous Valentines[]

The meeting closest to Valentines Day: The Topics Master brought red carnations. Pairs of people were asked to participate instead of individuals. The first man was asked to play the role of Ceasar and give the carnation to 'Cleopatra' along with a suitable declaration of love. 'Cleopatra' then had to reciprocate and present a carnation to him. Other pairs were 3rd graders who constantly tormented each other, but secretly liked each other. A couple just celebrating their 50th valentines day together, a father to his very young daughter, etc.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Fortune Cookies[]

A couple of ideas we've tried in our club which went over quite well.

The Tabletopics master has each participant pick out a fortune cookie out of a jar and use the "fortune" as the topic to talk about. Each speaker picks a cookie, reads the message, and discusses how it applies to them. Afterwards the speaker can eat the cookie!

— submitted by Dave Schneider & Vincent Lee

Fun Geography[]

Print out flags from some obscure countries. The speaker has to talk about the country for 2 minutes. The topic masters adds some real fun facts about each country.

This can be done with the names of geographical features - mountains, lakes, rivers. Get really obscure ones and had people tell which they were and discuss the location.

— submitted by Joy

Future Archaeologist[]

Put everyday stuff into a bag and let each speaker select an item to discuss. However, the year is 2525 and the speaker is an archeologist. They will explain their opinion as to what the item was back in the 20th. century and how it was used.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Or, show a few pictures of objects that would be completely foreign to someone 500 years ago, and describe that modern object to them. I like objects that don't just solve problems that didn't exist 500 years ago, but solve problems caused by inventions that didn't exist back then. For example:

Bowling pin; Cat tower; DVD; Exercise ball; Football helmet; Lawnmower; Outlet cover; Selfie stick; (If you picked "selfie stick", you'd have to first explain what a phone is -- wait, no, what a camera is -- then top it off by talking about how narcissistic us descendants all are.); Traffic light; Watch; etcetera.

Gift exchange[]

We have a kind of gift exchange. A member picks a wrapped gift from under the 'tree' (last time it was a couch), or steals one from another member. Then the member has to explain why he (she) thinks this is the most wonderful gift in the world.

— submitted by John Fleming, CTM

Grab Box[]

My club has recently done a few unique table topics, and here they are.

The first one came from the Toastmaster Magazine. A member brought in a box of about 15 items. When each person was called on to do their topic, they chose an item, and gave their topic about the item.

Instant Art Critic[]

Once I gave each person a sheet of paper on which children had drawn weird pictures. Toastmasters were One Minute Art Critics and had to discuss the significance of the work.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Interview With The Wrong Skills[]

Pick someone and have them describe their job and what would be the most important attribute to excel in that position. Then pick someone whose going to speak about why they would be the best candidate for the position, having the wrong skills.

Jeopardy[]

Make a display board with pockets representing the money categories for a jeopardy game. Label each pocket with the money value ie, $100, $200, $300. In each pocket place a table topics question. At the top of the category place a general theme for the column. All participants are "winners". Award them each with a mini $100,000 candy bar.

Just three minutes[]

Our Area Governor last year introduced our club to "Just 3 Minutes" to fill in time before the contest winner was announced. I'm not sure of the origins of this game. Perhaps other Toastmasters know and can also share interesting and entertaining fillers for when the judges are "out". Just three minutes sounds alot like a BBC radio program called "Just a Minute". You can find out more about it here[1].

Rules for Just 3 Minutes[]

Two teams of three players are pitted against each other. The topic which they are to talk about is chosen by the Just 3 Minutes Master. The team which is the first to speak is chosen by lot. The teams shall nominate the first, second and third speaker. Teams continue to use this order until the time has been used up.

The winner of the contest is the team which is still speaking when the allotted three minutes has run out.

The team which is NOT speaking can challenge the speaker for various faults. When a challenge has been made by a team member, the clock will be stopped until the challenge is adjudicated by the J3M-Master. If the challenge is successful, the next speaker for the challenging team takes over the subject; otherwise, the challenged team continues.

Faults include:

  • Hesitations - ums and ahs, etc
  • Pauses - which are too long or too frequent
  • Repetitions - of words of phrases
  • Tautologies - saying of the same thing using different words - such as 'myself' or 'Next, following 'that' or 'The reason why...'
  • Changing the topic - including not speaking closely enough to the topic.
  • Over-challenging - If a player challenges unsuccessfully 6 times, that player cannot speak or challenge again, and the other members must continue without them.

We had a lot of fun with Just 3 minutes. At times I stopped dead when I realised I had repeated myself and was waiting for a challenge!

Make those Introductions[]

Spend a minute or so reviewing basic introductions. Then bring up each speaker and have them pull an object out of a bag, and have them introduce what they have extracted. (Vegetables work well...."It's MR. CARROT!!!! Please introduce Mr. Carrot as our next speaker." Not only do people get practice with introductions, but they get to take home a part of a salad.)

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Miss this movie[]

The speaker picks a really bad movie they have seen. They then must persuade the audience to see it.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Impromptu Murder/Crime[]

The topicsmaster could provide a very general description of a murder and have participants explain how they committed it without getting caught.

Or, the topicsmaster tells the group that a Mr. John Doe attended last week's meeting, but because his suit was the same color as the wall, nobody noticed him for 2 hours. Mr. John Doe was murdered immediately after the meeting and every Toastmaster except for the topicsmaster is a suspect. All of the Crown's (or State's) evidence is based on the what the Toastmaster did at the previous meeting and they have to stand up and explain the evidence, confess or throw someone else under the bus. At the end of Table Topics, members vote for the best speaker and who they think the murderer is. For example:

  • The humorist's joke was so funny, the coroner says that he may have died laughing.
  • The grammarian's word of day was so difficult, Mr. Doe may have died of a twisted tongue.
  • Somebody took a photograph or used a cell phone during the meeting and Mr. Doe's pacemaker malfunctioned.
  • The timer turned the lights on and off so many times, it triggered an epileptic fit.
  • Mr. Doe may have died of the shame of not being noticed by anyone and it was the duty of the VP of Membership to greet and welcome all visitors.
  • Mr. Doe may have died because a speech topic was so upsetting.
  • The topicsmaster can make up additional stories about members that were absent the previous week.

— submitted by Charles Kennedy, Rose City Toastmasters

Or, perhaps this is a pre-trial hearing into an inquiry into the circumstances surrounding the death of Mrs. Liz Perri, Managing Director of Perri, Perri, and Stench, President of Perri's Awful Fashions. I am the Honorable Mr. Aubrey Derrick presiding. On November 27th between the hours of 7:00 PM and 7.30 PM, Mrs. Liz Perri was murdered by person or persons unknown. Her body was found on the landing outside the church by Toastmasters arriving for the meeting at 7:15 PM

Those of you who were given envelopes are suspects and you will need to clear yourself by implicating another speaker in your defense. At your time to speak you will open your envelope revealing the method of murder. Mrs. Perri's body had suffered various injuries as listed below:

  • She had been stabbed with an intricately carved Arabian dagger
  • A red silk dressing gown cord had been used to garrote (Strangle) her.
  • She had been shot with a small caliber bullet used in a Baby Browning automatic pistol.
  • The bolt from a crossbow protruded from between her shoulders.
  • Chest wounds had been made by a Japanese Samurai sword found near the body.
  • An autopsy revealed that she had recently ingested a lethal dose of arsenic contained in 7Kg of peanuts of the type used as snacks in Toastmasters meetings.
  • Her lungs contained water and his clothing was saturated
  • Her skull had been crushed by a bloodstained rock found near the doorway

Or (if you don’t like murder), perhaps you could announce that one of the members has had jewelry stolen from the second floor bedroom of their mansion. Call the first participant and give them a role to play. Ask each to defend themselves and then draw a role for the next person and call someone else up at random: The gardener; The butler; The TV Repairman; The housekeeper; The plumber; The pizza delivery boy/girl; The night watchman; The visiting professor; The mother-in-law; etc.

Musical notes[]

One of my all time favorites (and it can be varied each time) is to take several 30 seconds cuts of various musical pieces and tape them. When you play a cut from the tape, ask the participant to explain what thoughts the music brings to them (i.e. theme from The Godfather, Vivaldi's "Spring," Little Richard's "Good Golly Ms Mollie," Pavarotti singing an aria, or The Barney Song) Really makes no difference about the music, it all brings some thoughts to the presenter. I have Doo Whop, Opera, Country, Frank Sinatra, TV Themes, etc. Takes a little time to prepare but can be used over and over again.

— submitted by Ronald J. Bower DTM, Club 3478, District 37

My Best Seller[]

Have volunteers draw out different Book titles and talk about the book they have just written and which is coming out in print tomorrow. Some examples of some book genres and possible titles: Romance - Love in the afternoon and evening;

Self-Help: Ten easy ways to get rich; Home and Garden: Quick recipes for people who can't cook; DIY: How to do darn near anything; Self-help: The best places to shop; Horror: The thing that crawled out of my bathtub; Mystery: Did the dryer really eat my socks?; Children's Classic: The little red BMW; Fiction: The richest man in Babylon; Animal Stories: 101 Gerbils; Reference: Encyclopedia: Graffiti; Poetry: Selected Works by Humphrey Bogart; etc.

Olympic torch[]

In one meeting, held the week when the Olympic torch was to past through our city, our topicsmaster created a paper/cardboard Olympic torch. In place of the flames, paper "flames" were made containing different subjects about the Olympics. These ranged from the economic impact the Games would have on our city to why frog jumping should be an Olympic sport.

Philosophy of Life[]

Give volunteers the name of a cartoon character and then ask them to tell you about their philosophy of life.

Photo prompts[]

Print out the following page: http://puzzlephotos.blogspot.com/ (the pictures come out about , sometimes 2, to a page) and use the pictures as the prompts for the table topics. The speaker can either tell what the particular item is or bluff about it.

— submitted by Brian Christiansen

Cut pictures from the newspaper or magazines. Have the table topics respondent come up and pick one and tell the club what is happening in the picture. (Of course, no captions are attached to the pictures.)

— submitted by Norma Whetzel, EPA and Galloping Governors Toastmasters

Interesting pictures are selected from magazines. Each speaker picks one at random and discusses what is going on in the picture. eg. A man is sitting at a desk reading, while another person is looking out the window.

Variation #1: Have the volunteer explain why this person would be a good candidate for a toastmasters member and how they would go about convincing them to join.

Variation #2: Choose pictures of plates of food and have member explain why it's their favorite meal of all time.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Plan a vacation[]

Prepare cards with transportation options (car, motor home, airplane, balloon, etc) and cards with your budget ($5000, $100, just won the lottery, etc). Each participant takes a transportation and budget card and describes their vacation.

POGs as Coins[]

We had an interesting time with a table topic based on those little round disks called "POGS". I picked out several of them with distinctive pictures, and said that each participant would be from a planet or country with a distinctive coinage. They were to tell us the story about why that particular image was inscribed on the coin. ( ie. famous character in history, notable landmark, etc.)

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Predictions[]

Print out a bunch of Nostradamus's quatrains, give one to whoever is chosen to speak, and have them be clever and thus tell us what the prophecy means.

Quicktionary[]

Ask volunteers to come up and give plausible explanations and definitions for the meaning of odd-sounding words. The Tabletopics master provides each participant with a very obscure word from the dictionary, and the participant comes up with a convincing definition. Some examples: gound, twee, ort, absquatulate, Floccinaucinihilipilification, pandiculation, jillick, bogglybigglyboo, bumpf, eesome.

Round Robin Story[]

One person starts a story. The second speaker has to continue the story and so on, until all the speakers are done.

This is a departure from the regular table topics routine, where everyone attending the session gets to participate. The topicsmaster acts as conductor and may intervene when needed. A topic is started, then carried forward by the audience one by one. The aim is to try to pick up where the previous speaker left off rather than speaking on the same topic. The audience may rearrange themselves in a circle for this round, or the topicsmaster may decide how to go about it. Time limits can also be decided as such. (Usually with larger numbers the time limit is brought down). In this round, it should be left to the guests and first timers to decide for themselves whether to be part of the Round Robin session, or just observe. They may change their seats accordingly.

One variation of this session is to have an ongoing story wherein everybody chips in a bit and takes the story forward. With shorter time per speaker, it's possible to have 2 or more consecutive rounds. In more extreme versions, each speaker could be allowed just a sentence or a limited number of words. If not time or word-dependent, the topicsmaster may decide when to pass it on, or the next speaker may make a signal like a clap and start off if the current speaker flounders.

The timer is, of course, at odds in this round - sometimes the Timer is relieved of duties and the topicsmaster doubles up as timer.

Or, Especially useful when the topicsmaster doesn't show up: everybody thinks of one question. The first person asks a question, that person answers it and asks a question of the next person and so forth until the last person asks their question to the person who started it..

Or, We had a situation today where the topicsmaster didn't show. I suggested we try a group story.We started at one end of the room and progressed to the other end. It was a lot of fun. If you ever get stuck, give it a try.

— submitted by Rick Davis ATM, Cincinnati NIOSH Toastmasters

Roving Reporter[]

The topicsmaster can act as a news anchor calling on toastmasters who act as on-the-spot reporters or as the man-on-the-street reacting to a news item. This is fun if you look for strange headlines or morph some normal ones. For instance, Toastmaster John Doe, you are on the spot at Interstate XYZ where a tractor trailor truck full of quarters has just overturned and is spilling out onto the highway. Give us your eye-witness report.

A variation would be to pick historical or catastrophic events from the past or even potential future events and get their reactions and eye-witness reports to these.

Sell Me This… (aka Buy My Product)[]

One of our newer members came up with a really fun idea. She started by telling us she was in charge of Marketing at a new corporation, and was hiring sales people. She asked everyone called upon to demonstrate their sales techniques, and 'sell' the product to the audience. She then handed them an envelope with an item in it.  You can have them talk about colors, options, varieties and how it can be used.  The whole object of Sales is to get people out of their comfort zone, and this will certainly do that. Some examples: Pen, Car, Table, Couch, Pot, Computer, Watch, Flower, Television, Shampoo

— submitted by Matt Victoria, Toastmasters club #6847, Edison, NJ.

Or, Collect some products off the grocery shelf or hardware store. Each speaker selects one of the items out of a bag and has to do a TV commercial on that product.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Or, Volunteers come up to the podium and randomly pick a product out of a paper back or look at a picture of a product that has been cut out and mounted on a card. Ask them to introduce it as a new product that they are bringing to the market place. Explain why the audience will want to purchase it. One topicsmaster brought in a bag of chocolate bars that had been re-labeled with new names. Club members had a great time creating marketing spiels for their "new product" and got a treat to take home with them afterwards. There was no lack of volunteers!

The Toasty Awards[]

This Table Topics can become a popular annual event around Oscar time. I bought a cheap microphone at the dollar store and put on a polyester leisure suit from the Goodwill store and transformed myself into Chuck Winkandnod, interviewer of the stars. I pretended I was on the red carpet at the Toasty awards honoring the talented Toastmasters that were starring in the latest Hollywood blockbusters. Before the meeting, I asked a fellow member to take a picture with a flash every time I said the phrase "The paparazzi are going nuts". As each member is called to the front, I make up a tabloid story about them being romantically linked to an actor or actress in the news e.g. TMZ recently showed a video of you canoodling with Sandra Bullock at the back of a restaurant. Before the member can talk about the rumour, I ask them to talk about their latest project. What kind of movie is it, who are the co-stars, was the film violent or controversial, etc.

— submitted by Charles Kennedy - Rose City Toastmasters

The world's best job[]

Have each member write down on a piece of paper, the job that they would consider the best job in the world for them. Then pass the papers to the person on the left. Call on members to stand and explain why the job on the paper in front of them is the best job in the world. Or the worst

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Truth or Dare[]

Everyone writes down a secret about themselves that no one knows about. Each speaker takes one of the notes, reads it, and states who they think wrote the note and why.

Turncoat Debate[]

In this round, one speaker debates with himself/herself. A topic is given, and the speaker has to adopt one side of the argument. At a certain time or at the whim of the topicsmaster, the speaker must immediately switch sides. A bell or other such sound device may be used. This can be very entertaining if the speaker is able to effectively change sides mid-sentence. This round isn't advised for novices, however!

Typically, a minute of unhindered speaking could be allowed at start to allow the speaker to get into the topic, and the time after that may be thrown open to turncoats as per the topicsmaster. Alternately, time could be given at the end for the speaker to sum up and take a final stance without being pinged by the topicsmaster.

Twenty Questions[]

I ran a twenty-questions table topics session on Monday. Went down really well. I chose five "answers" and I put each answer into a separate envelope marked 1 to 5. I asked the first speaker to open his envelope. Then we played 20 questions. When the meeting guessed the answer in the envelope, the speaker had to give an impromptu on the topic.

— submitted by Erich Viedge

Unusual Objects[]

Table topics respondents are given an unusual object and asked to tell everyone what it is and how it is used. As an alternate, they might be asked to sell the object to the club.

Have an object in a bag that the respondent has to feel and describe to the club. The club then guesses what was described. Alternatively, the respondent may look at the object before describing it.

Weekly world news[]

Take interesting articles from the weekly tabloids (Weekly World News is especially good). Each speaker is required to discuss and/or defend and/or explain the amazing things reported. (i.e. Man finds green glob in closet...and it eats his dog!)

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Win, Lose or Draw (or Pictionary Prompt)[]

Write a down a thing, idea, phrase, or whatever for each of your table topics questions. Call up one person, show them the thing and give them one minute (or less) to try to draw something that represents that thing. Then call a second person to speak for 1 to 2 minutes on what was drawn (they don't know what the thing you wrote down was).

If you wish you can have the audience guess what the thing was. This is a fun way to add a twist on to Table Topics.

— submitted by Victor Peters, Terrapin Toastmasters

Word Jumble[]

Instead of full-fledged topics, the topicsmaster can keep slips of paper with a single word on each one. The table topics speaker has to choose 2, or more (speaker's choice, or topicsmaster decides) slips of paper, and give a table topic speech that involves those words. We can have Challenge slots wherein an advanced speaker may be invited to take up 4 or more words and string a speech from the disparate words.

This round involves very little brainwork on the part of the topicsmaster, so highly rated as a face-saver for a hastily assigned topicsmaster role!

Further Resources[]

There are many resources one can use to find good table topics. For example:

Check the Catalog or Education program[]

Toastmasters has table topics materials in the catalog, including 2 sets of questions/materials for table topics. You might want to check it out.

— submitted by Norma Whetzel back to top back to Resources home page

At another meeting, we tied the table topic in with the educational program. The educational program was about how to answer table topics by either rewording the question, not answering the question but asking your own, or taking the opposite side than you were asked. Each person who did table topics after this portion had to do one of the above. It was a great learning experience for everyone, and opened our eyes to new ways of answering table topics.

— submitted by Sharon Last Word Toastmasters back to top back to Resources home page

Dr Phil and Oprah[]

Check out the TV listings to see what the current topics are on OPRAH or PHIL. Each speaker discusses the topic.

— submitted by Dave Schneider

Save unused table topics questions for emergencies[]

After the meeting, if there are questions the topic master prepared but didn't use, the secretary or Sergeant at Arms of the club can collect them and save them for emergency situations when the assigned topicmaster is unavailable. For this to work the questions must be complete enough to be used as is.

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